Hello everyone! Today I'm gonan tell you why I fockin hated EVE.
I'm not into long ass articles in any of the three languages I speak, so I'll keep it short.
In a MMORPGs, I value immersion the most. The problem with EVE is, that it breaks my immersion at so many levels. The game has a lot of issues, but I'll start with the one I particularly hated:
1. WARPING HAS NO COOLDOWN
People warp all the time. Anywhere. No way to stop them unless you cary warp disruptors. Imagine an Ultima Online where everybody warps away at any point of the fight unless they are paralized. It's retarded. It focks up the dynamics of 0-security level space so much.
WHAT COULD BE DONE TO FIX THIS:
Apparently, there needs to be a cooldown after you use your jump engine. Longer for bigger ships, shorter for smaller ships, even shorter for ships with special modules installed.
When your fleet can warp once every fifteen minutes that really changes everything. Suddenly you have to think strategically. Choose carefully where you warp. Suddenly you become vunlerable because if the enemy warps to you, you can't just retreat. You have to take the fight.
Warping with no cooldown is so retarded that most of the time even the dumbest carebear can fly around low-sec space like its home, hack anomalies and go back to highsec.
2. SHIPS LOOK RETARDED
Indeed, they do. The design of most ships looks like the designer pulled it out of his ass. There is NO logic whatsoever behind particular hull designs. It just seems that EVE designers treat their space game like another korean fantasy MMO - Hey guys! let's draw a new monster...um..let's put some legs on his neck...yea bitch...five heads...no, six heads...three butts. Nice. Doesn't make sense but its fine, who cares.
The idiotic ugly design is a huge turnoff.
WHAT CAN BE DONE TO FIX THIS:
Hire someone with actual imagination, not a korean retard with passion for wierd-looking pompous ugly shit. Kill the current designer, too. With a chainsaw. Hack this bitchs head off.
3.HIGHSEC IS TOO SECURE
CCP knew what they were doing when they create a safe environment for the carebears. But for me it's really an immersion-breaker.
WHAT COULD BE DONE TO FIX THIS:
It's easy:
1) Concord doesn't arrive several seconds after an attack happens. It actually takes the time to navigate there, meaning concord has to align and warp.
2) Concord is not unbeatable and it should not be considered cheating if someone manages to destroy their ships or escape them.
3) Criminals can jump trough gates.
Even now, with the sorry state of Highsec gankers find ways to blow up ships there. Suicide ganking that is. Every day at least a couple huge ass frighters fall prey to suicide ganking. The loot is good enough to cover all of the expenses.
The next literally makes me super mad:
4. DEVELOPERS ARE ACTUALLY OKAY WITH BOT FARMING
Yes, they are! You can play with several accounts at once, you can use ALL of these accounts to mine ore, for example. At the same time.
Recently CCP banned a certain program that allowed people to control ALL windows with mouseclick in only one of them. Some insane carebears (probably sorry fat virgin neckbeards irl) used this tool to control 40 or more mining ships at once.
Nowadays you can mine or do PvE with as many ships at once as you wish, as long as you control each ship manually.
We all know that Portalarium is shit, but is CCP any better? The only difference being that CCP actually has a game...
WHAT COULD BE DONE TO FIX THIS:
It's obvious. Also nowadays the game would need a full wipe to fix the economy.
I wanted to write some more, but I got really sad after writing the fourth point. It's 2015 and no MMO was even able to come close to pre-Trammel UO so far. It's sad. I wanna play.
Signing off.
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